Identical Twin(s)
Nothing beats a good sandwich.
Green-Eyed Boy
Fuck. I am POWERLESS against those things.
I’ve said it once, but it’s worth repeating: Chuck Bass. Chuck Bass. Chuck Bass.
“Either switch that thing off or bring it to bed. Vibration is a terrible thing to waste.”
Chuck Bass.
(Source: dangerouslydebonair)
There’s a reason Vincent Cassel is the favicon for this site.
(Source: visualcocaine, via apostrophe9)
Mickey Rourke
Clearly, I reference the Mickey Rourke seen in 9 1/2 Weeks, as opposed to the Mickey Rourke seen in The Wrestler.
Bodybuilder
Sometimes, too much man is just the right amount of man.
Risk Analyst
Let’s quantify the magnitude (severity) of the possible adverse consequence(s) of you doing me up the butt.
**guest submission**
